There’s always a pattern to the news after a mass shooting in America, and I usually tend to just tone it out because it’s become so redundant and predictable: lots of ‘thoughts and prayers’, lots of people calling for gun control laws, lots of people saying its too soon to politicize an event, and after a few days, it all days down because some new shiny object catches our attention.
Americans, by now, understand that in Europe, soccer is called football. You’ve undoubtedly heard one of your friends, or acquaintances (not you, of course, you’re too cultured for this) refer to soccer in Europe as football, but when they do, they usually put on an accent that I guess is supposed to be ‘European’ but comes off as sounding more Ecuadoran as they pronounce it fut-bol.
Last month we went to the city
The weather it was quite shitty
But the car made it there
with time to spare
and the town it looked it so pretty. Continue reading “Limericks About Limerick”
Head down, nice and easy.