Welcome back to Part 2 of the Mock Draft of Mock Drafts (aka the Greatest Mock Draft of All Time). If you missed the first half, click here and catch up on picks 1-16. Hopefully no one will make anymore trades or signings that render this completely irrelevant.
There are, roughly, 3,321,213,094 mock drafts available to read right now, on these very inter webs. There are one round mock drafts, and seven round mock drafts. There are pre-combine mock drafts, and post-combine mock drafts. If you can think of a type of mock draft, chances are there is one out there. But this, my friends, this is the first of its kind.
Americans, by now, understand that in Europe, soccer is called football. You’ve undoubtedly heard one of your friends or acquaintances (not you, of course, you’re too cultured for this) refer to soccer in Europe as football, but when they do, they usually put on an accent that I guess is supposed to be ‘European’ but comes off as sounding more Ecuadoran as they pronounce it fut-bol.