I wrote this as part of a contest for new writers for non-fiction. I didn’t get selected, so I’m publishing here now so you can all agree I got shafted.
*Old man voice* Back in my day, when you turned 14 you were able to apply for your driving permit. This let you drive with a licensed driver present in the car. In order to get this permit, you had to pass a multiple choice test. You could miss up to 7 questions and still be allowed to get your permit.
“Would you be up for a game of soccer tonight?”
My girlfriend and I have what we call Pasta Fridays. This traditionally (it’s a tradition even though we’ve only been doing it for the 3 months we’ve lived together) involves making a pasta dish for dinner, lots of wine, and chocolate for dessert while we watch old episodes of Top Chef. Oh the exciting lives we lead.
Breaking news: I play in a fantasy baseball league. Continue reading “Kill the Catcher”
Neil Armstrong. Amelia Earhart. Sirs Francis Drake and Edmund Hillary. These are some of the bravest people in the history of the world. Trailblazers that have dared to be the first. The first to step on the moon, the first to fly or to sail around the world. The first to climb the highest peak this precious planet Earth has to offer.
Welcome back to Part 2 of the Mock Draft of Mock Drafts (aka the Greatest Mock Draft of All Time). If you missed the first half, click here and catch up on picks 1-16. Hopefully no one will make anymore trades or signings that render this completely irrelevant.